Isn't it funny that some people consider me a "real" writer? Like, I get paid and everything. What a crazy hoax I have managed to pull off. I wonder when they will all discover what an imposter I really am, that my work is just so much silliness scratched into wet sand with a soggy stick.
Won't they be surprised?
No sleep again. Total delirium. Two days now.
I forget what else I was going to say...