Who's running this joint, anyway? The service is terrible! An update, what? Once a month? At best? This place sucks!
Wow. I'm sleepy. And all the caffeine in the world doesn't seem to be helping. I picked a bad year to quit doing lines. (That's a joke, btw. As if I could afford coke. I'm a fricken writer!)
I should have a regularish (I just made that word up--go me!) update in the nearish (!!!) future. You know, about stories and stuff. But right now, I got nothing to share. Editors, right? Pokey, pokey, pokey! And here I sit, waiting by the phone (not really).
So, blah. See you next month(ish)!